autumndewilde: KING CHARLES “BAM BAM” DIRECTED BY AUTUMN DE WILDE california
Stephen: Oddly enough, "sauros" was ancient Greek slang for "penis". "Sauros" means "lizard", and they would call it your "lizard". Your knob. Just thought you'd like to know that.
Alan: Why is "thesaurus", then? Is that Latin?
Stephen: That's a different word. "Thesaurus" means a "treasure house" or "repository". In this case, a treasure house of words.
Alan: So you might refer to your backside as a "thesaurus".
Stephen: I'd like to think my bottom is a treasure house, yes, Alan.
Alan: "My bottom is a treasure house" is a really good catch phrase.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars– Oscar Wilde (via autumndewilde)